It does make for a splendid story, and the singers will make much of your escape once you take the Iron Throne ... assuming that our fair Daenerys takes you for her consort.
Grasshoppers, fish, pigs and more consort with men and women whose impulses are just as naked.
Rumple thinks he knows exactly the right person: his ex-wife, mother of Baelfire, and former consort of Captain Hook herself, Milah.
They are the consorts of oligarchs, women entrepreneurs, and, reportedly, the wives and daughters of Party officials.
Which brings us to this week’s contest, which was suggested repeatedly by the Royal Consort until the Empress gave in.